Friends First
A first date recently asked me if my take on dating had changed after driving around the country to go on a first date in every state. We were sitting at the lake, drinking coffee and eating bagels on a weekday morning. I stared at the coots ducking into the water like miniature dolphins before […]
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Forcing the Olive Branch
Preface: As a friend said to me recently, “Of course I want to be liked. Preferably by everyone.” Some people are reactionary; urgently, compulsively reactionary. As Melody Beattie puts it: “We keep ourselves in a crisis state, ready to react to emergencies that aren’t usually emergencies. Someone does something, so we must do something back. […]
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0 + 8 – 17(2) ≤ Up
You guys. Were you as disappointed in me as I was about the whole expired equines experience from my last post? That hazy memory shakes me in my core, from my clavicle down to my hip bones, my kidneys and colon and liver all quake about. Reliving that memory is like going all the way […]
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More Dead Horses
I notice my last few sparkly threads of self respect straying from the forearm of my sweater as I take my infiniteth sip of beer. Conversation happens at me and I know the words won’t be remembered come morning on either end. We’re strangers pretending to be friends. I press the finely coarse threads between forefinger […]
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Exit Survey
It has been a while since you left, and we here at Post Script Alicia Inc are anxious to hear your feedback! Please take a moment to fill out this form so we can improve our performance for future clients. Your response matters to us, and we appreciate your honesty and participation. 1. Were your […]
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Best “No More Dates, Thanks!” Line
And then the datingverse surprises you. Like when your Tinder date winds up being a guy who lives in your building and whom you shared an elevator with this morning but didn’t recognize as each other’s date for that night and walks you to your door after two drinks at local watering holes, gives you a brotherly […]
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The Clumsy Fade Away
Of all the methods of saying “No more dates, thanks!” or “Peace out!” I think we can agree that the fade away ranks up there in terms of scheiss-ty ways one breaks off a whatever two-ish dates with the same person is. That said, when done appropriately (see the link for acceptable times and places), I […]
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The Self-Esteem Formula
In my childhood, tweens, teens, college years, grad school years, and young adulthood, I never thought I was very pretty. Or funny. Or smart. Or interesting. Or worth much at all. Teachers told me I was talented. Friends laughed at my jokes. But I had the Angela Chase syndrome of feeling everything yet feeling plain […]
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A List of Qualities
Back at the tender age of 19, I decided to make a list of qualities I wanted in a partner. A hope chest on college-ruled paper. I wish I could remember what informed this choice – was I emulating my social circle? Perhaps I felt I needed reminding so I could stay the course (you’ll […]
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Scene From After the Party
“Hey about what you said earlier.” He began with his back to me and mine to him. Our bodies were still shifting under the gray-bird comforter, struggling to relax after a night so long it was morning. “Which part?” I replied. I’d let him get away with so much during our fauxlationship, but this was […]
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