And then the datingverse surprises you. Like when your Tinder date winds up being a guy who lives in your building and whom you shared an elevator with this morning but didn’t recognize as each other’s date for that night and walks you to your door after two drinks at local watering holes, gives you a brotherly hug and says:
“So I don’t think I want to date anyone who lives in my building but we should be friends.”
To which you of course reply, “Totally understand. Bring your roommates to our housewarming party in a few weeks!” Totally understanding of course, that the subtext of what he’s saying is, “Well, this was fun but I feel zero chemistry.”
Best I’m just not that into you line, ever. Totally needed that after the clumsy fade away.